email from my mother in memphis
“You ain’t gonna believe this shit, Son: Your cousin Cathy, who is as old as you are, has started working down to the shake-em-up-club doing the damn titty-flop. At her age and she’s as big as a house! Apparently, she’s making good money too. Those old coots that go there must be blind. Love, Your Mama”
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toad-hollow said:
oh jeez
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loveisfluid said:
the damn titty-flop. <3 my family is southern too. the phrases!
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lighthousedog said:
Emails from mums are always such masterpieces… Mine always signs them, “XO YO MAMMA” in all caps, of course. She is a tiny, blonde, Irish woman. I die every time.
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corpsely said:
i died at “titty-flop”
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soulflower70 said:
well good for cousin cathy….relatives…what can i say? sometimes mine are just as bad.
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